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Raise a glass to TC

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

We didnt hit it!!

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

2 eggs and some vegan breakfast sausage

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

pegusus123456 posted...

It's pretty explicit. She was extremely mad that she wasn't allowed to go to Hogwarts.

I like the idea that Dudley's kids eventually get Hogwarts letters.

thatd be fun.


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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

Pence probably wants the end of the world to see Jesus return

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

Agnostic420 posted...

of course none of you read the Bible.

reading and believing it are two different things

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

Jericho needs to be on this

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

Josiah_Is_Back posted...

He wasn't in TFA or TLJ either >_>

true. Im tired....

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

They need to insert palpatine in ANH so he can have that honor too.

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

Shablagoo posted...

https://mobile.twitter.com/zelina_vegawwe/status/1211750245140508674

its like theyre watching the act....

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

Looks cool? What are you 12?

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

Remember you can die for this country but not buy booze or smokes. Whats next? Porn??

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

parabola_master posted...

Wait really?

I just think removing an eyeball and then finding a key in there requires some precision which sounds impossible if youre being asked to remove your eyeball lol

someone else mentioned the one where the guy has to lose both his eyes or die in Saw 4. At least with that one all he had to do was push 2 buttons. He could do it immediately as the game started, if he had the will to do so.

think it was because jigsaw already removed his eye to put the key in so all he really had to do was re do what jigsaw did.

the guy in saw 4 IIRC was a huge pedo and was probably so perverted he couldnt give up his eyesight even if it meant losing all his limbs and dying.


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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

ive seen people say the key behind the eye is easiest. Glad you said otherwise TC.

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

Flamboyance of Flamingos is my fav

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

MVP but not that MVP
brother love
slick
man mountain rock


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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

I do. I just dont have time:(

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

He also was the headless horseman in Sleepy Hollow. Which brings the movie to including three Sith Lords


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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

So this scene has been removed from most tv viewings since 2014 to fit the run time on TV.

edit: in Canadian viewings

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

3 days when I was at Woodstock 99

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

Ask why youre being detained

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

linid0t posted...

But... God did some crazy stuff in the bible remember the plague

or the flood. He killed a ton of people

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

Purely posted...

Is it so bad that it's good? Partake in libations prior to viewing?

might help. That or mushrooms

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

Rebel Wilson cat is the best cat

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

American bald eagle?

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

this time he should start a ska band.

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

Damn

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

cmiller4642 posted...

Trump will divorce Melania and marry Malia Obama

heel turn

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

In all honesty kids rarely care if youre good at it. They just like big people spending time with them. They dont care if your good or bad just that youre spending time with them. I could put on my little pony clips on YouTube and to them I cured cancer.

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

Its the absolute best! I dont have kids own, but Im a damn good uncle. I just wish I lived closer cause my oldest niece is almost 8.

really just have YouTube or Netflix on your phone or tablet and always be ready with a movie or show and youre set!

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

kanye is making money off religion. Good for him!

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

Bitch and her blueberry pancakes

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

The wacky racers one

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

King Rial posted...

Molly Rome? Kitty Jung?

yep!


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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

Add Kate Bloom to this discussion

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

Gamerguymass posted...

You do know what the age of consent is right? It's 16 in most of the world. Or lower in a lot of places.

Just because you can do something doesnt mean you should do something.

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

A strip clubhouse in town every June puts up a sign that says now hiring class of 20xx


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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

Websites back in the day had countdowns when actresses would be turning 18. It was creepy then its creepy now

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

Nameless?? I thought it was commander Dacy

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

Deku_Link posted...

Any candy that's peppermint flavor is worse.

its like brushing your teeth I dont get why people like it

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

Uhhhhhh what

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

bestknicksfan posted...

A new independent property.

Remove the Star Wars from the name and this never would have been funded.

a new independent property thats a series of sequels? The hell you talking about TC?

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

darkphoenix181 posted...

Jesus raised the dead.

Trump raised America.

Eww typing that out made me feel icky

take a shower now dammit

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

Dat_Cracka_Jax posted...

To see a marching band.

He said, "Son, when you grow up Would you be the savior of the broken
The beaten, and the damned?"
He said, "Will you defeat them
Your demons and all the non-believers?
The plans that they have made?
Because one day, I'll leave you
A phantom to lead you in the summer
To join the black parade"

What is your reaction if your dad literally said this to you?

probably be better than other things hes said to me


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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

TheFAQKing posted...

Who was the one who lied about being native American again

dont deflect.

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

Jesus was Jewish and trump is whatever advantages him at the moment

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

The_Scarecrow posted...

As an American, I am so embarrassed that this man is our President. I dont typically comment in these type of threads but it baffles me how anyone sane or intelligent can support Trump.

this.

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

Your nipples are older than your teeth

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.